Me (Someone with extensive glochid experience):
HOW IN THE- Is that person’s fingers got calluses made of STEEL or something!??? Who tf does that glochids are like evil micro porcupine quills!
Oh, they definitely regretted that.
Good lord, you can even see them flying through the air. 😱
Fun fact for anyone who isn’t aware. They’re literally barbed:
^^ Can confirm. I touched one once and my immediate response was to put my finger in my mouth to bite the spines out and i got them stuck in my tongue and it was not a good time